Cameron.

Cameron.

mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:


movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.
mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:


movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.
mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:


movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.
mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:


movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.

mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:

movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.

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frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

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woodendreams:

Alpine Lakes Wilderness, Washington, US (by Danny Seidman)

woodendreams:

Alpine Lakes Wilderness, Washington, US (by Danny Seidman)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

winterduck:

shar-fireshar:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

😍

I’d find that kid and return his friend to him with the good news.

I wanted to but the it box it came in (with the return address) accidentally got taken out to the burn pit before I could write it down. My only hope is for this post to go insanely viral and her hear about it and that he did his job, which was helping me do mine.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

winterduck:

shar-fireshar:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

😍

I’d find that kid and return his friend to him with the good news.

I wanted to but the it box it came in (with the return address) accidentally got taken out to the burn pit before I could write it down. My only hope is for this post to go insanely viral and her hear about it and that he did his job, which was helping me do mine.

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gaywrites:

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."
August 26: Women’s Equality Day 2014
gaywrites:

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."
August 26: Women’s Equality Day 2014
gaywrites:

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."
August 26: Women’s Equality Day 2014
gaywrites:

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."
August 26: Women’s Equality Day 2014
gaywrites:

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."
August 26: Women’s Equality Day 2014
gaywrites:

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."
August 26: Women’s Equality Day 2014
gaywrites:

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."
August 26: Women’s Equality Day 2014

gaywrites:

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."

August 26: Women’s Equality Day 2014

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p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

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kurkopiritea:

This woman is dressed to attend a funeral. Herero funerals can last for several days, with funeral-goers, who often travel long distances in order to pay their respects camping funeral site.

kurkopiritea:

This woman is dressed to attend a funeral. Herero funerals can last for several days, with funeral-goers, who often travel long distances in order to pay their respects camping funeral site.

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harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…
harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…
harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…
harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…

harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…

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jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

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meetaclassybitch:

The first picture is me and my twinbrother when we were 3 years old. The second picture is me on my brother’s funeral. He was 18 years old and killed himself. I don’t care if this ruins your blog. I want you to reblog this and make a statement.
 The first picture is worldfamous. Even Kendall Jenner posted it on her instagram account.We were on the news because no one knew that the picture was 15 years old. But people need to realize that life isn’t as pretty as the picture tells us. Life is cruel. Just like our society. And I’ve lost my best friend because of it. Teenagers are suppose to have fun, instead of thinking about killing themselves. 
I hope this will get to Kendall Jenner and she’ll defend my statement. Because no one will probably listen to me… 
meetaclassybitch:

The first picture is me and my twinbrother when we were 3 years old. The second picture is me on my brother’s funeral. He was 18 years old and killed himself. I don’t care if this ruins your blog. I want you to reblog this and make a statement.
 The first picture is worldfamous. Even Kendall Jenner posted it on her instagram account.We were on the news because no one knew that the picture was 15 years old. But people need to realize that life isn’t as pretty as the picture tells us. Life is cruel. Just like our society. And I’ve lost my best friend because of it. Teenagers are suppose to have fun, instead of thinking about killing themselves. 
I hope this will get to Kendall Jenner and she’ll defend my statement. Because no one will probably listen to me… 

meetaclassybitch:

The first picture is me and my twinbrother when we were 3 years old. The second picture is me on my brother’s funeral. He was 18 years old and killed himself. I don’t care if this ruins your blog. I want you to reblog this and make a statement.

The first picture is worldfamous. Even Kendall Jenner posted it on her instagram account.We were on the news because no one knew that the picture was 15 years old. But people need to realize that life isn’t as pretty as the picture tells us. Life is cruel. Just like our society. And I’ve lost my best friend because of it. Teenagers are suppose to have fun, instead of thinking about killing themselves. 

I hope this will get to Kendall Jenner and she’ll defend my statement. Because no one will probably listen to me… 

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officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

image

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

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and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

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That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

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There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

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yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

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Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

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If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

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artperv:

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

im only sharing this for the comment

artperv:

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

im only sharing this for the comment

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